iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for je-suis-manatee ! that lizard is much too small to be the real godzilla. maybe its his stunt double ???

I AM SO DONE
MOM I’M GOING OUT
royalblackpirate:

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

My life philosophy
spacedyke: gender of the day: marceline dateme (via assassintransgirl)

spacedyke:

gender of the day: marceline

dateme

(via assassintransgirl)

basedpidgeot: stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal (Source: xbox420, via theconsequenceofmyliberty)

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

(Source: xbox420, via theconsequenceofmyliberty)

elimin8theimpossible: cricsyxo: divinedorothy: egotastical: divinedorothy: bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart how the fuck do you cheat at jenga ask a lesbian this is never not funny (via theconsequenceofmyliberty)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

(via theconsequenceofmyliberty)

“The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation”
talkdowntowhitepeople: do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these and this until I did my hair this morning and  oh welp you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves (via ditavon-teaseme)

talkdowntowhitepeople:

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

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and this

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until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

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welp

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you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

(via ditavon-teaseme)

bkpkme:

Don’t let anyone tell you what’s right or wrong.
Life your life, on your own terms!